Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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