That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Randomize
