That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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