Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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