dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
BRING THE BAGELS
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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