You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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