Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
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