can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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