I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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