Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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