Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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