You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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