I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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