just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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