: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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