you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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