you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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