Soap is not a condiment
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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