I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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