that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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