It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
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