We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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