Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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