I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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