What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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