Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Boobs speak an international language.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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