Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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