have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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