: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
is wine microwaveable?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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