I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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