I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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