The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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