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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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