So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
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