He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
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