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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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