slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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