My brain says no but my pants say off.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
i would one night stand the shit outta him
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
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