How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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