Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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