He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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