i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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