I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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