Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I think people are normalizing furries
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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