Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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