That's intense
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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