We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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