Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
