I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
This is the high leading the old right now
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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