i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Sober January is a disaster.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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