As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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