His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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