is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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